How to Become a Professional Gate Crasher!

For you to become a seasoned gate crasher, refine your CONFIDENCE to the extent it never crosses your mind you could get smoked out!4 min


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Last Updated: August 18, 2020


Are you having that weird urge to become a gate crasher one of these days? It happens to all of us – occasionally. You very much want to be part of that A list party but somehow are ineligible because your name is missing on the guest list. Sometimes, the desire to gate crash gets a kick from the adrenaline in us.

Now that your name is missing on the guest list, do you simply give up and miss the fun? Not really.

Below are NIFTY LITTLE TRICKS to help you gatecrash that party like a pro.


1. Ooze Confidence!

First things first. Before setting out as a party gate crasher, refine your CONFIDENCE to the extent it never crosses your mind you could get smoked out! Literally, martial up your mental resources to ensure you fit the moment.

How do you do this?

Do your research, find out everything you need to know: the theme, the dress code, and a little more about the hosts. Then make sure to look the part.

OOZE and exhibit confidence every step of the way, that Donald Trump himself will become frightened. Upload that disarming smile, and you may just get more than only handshakes!

This way, you JUST may just blow everyone away and get the NODE even before a badge is asked of you.


2. Dress the Part

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Dress the part and blend in

Of course, this is important. Make sure to BLEND in every step of the way. You should be neat, presentable, and admirable. Avoid being too exquisite though, or inappropriately dressed. A black suit or any matching color is good enough for a formal occasion.

If it is a casual home party, blend in by dressing smart CASUAL. Again, beware not to out-dress everyone else. This will make you the center of attention and may lend you vulnerable.

You do not want to be smoked out in the middle of the fun.


3. The Name Hack

Find a way, and hack yourself into the guest LIST. You may have to dig into relevant details in advance or simply use your WIT. At the entrance, be quick enough to scan the attendance list and find out the absentees and latecomers. Mumble something close to a name that is not checked and pick it up the minute you are sure.

In the age of technology, you may also want to hack your way into the attendance list using relevant digital tools.

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Watch the attendance roster closely for absentees

Beware of popular names in the party. You will just earn yourself a ticket OUT if you pick up the name of the GUEST speaker, that has not arrived -but who is known to everyone but you.

Secondly, use the surname of the HOST with confidence OOZING out. Pretend you know them and make sure to have a little background in your